Wednesday, December 14, 2011

Grocery Shopping...

There is one thing in this world that I wish I could do without, that is GROCERY SHOPPING.

I hate grocery shopping for 2 reasons.
FIRST... Despite getting everything on my list AND THEN some I spend a butt load a money and find really that I didn't buy anything!  unfortunately, this is reoccurring issue and somehow can't seem to conquer it! yikes.
SECOND... AM shoppers. Brave women who bring their millions of children to the grocery store in the hours of 9-11. Never have I seen so much kicking, screaming, "mommy get me this", whinny minions publicly throwing fits (with the exception of Disney Land princess stores). I do not hate children but DAD-GUM I am not ready to have one. I about ran over 4 of them within 2 isles! Then the thought occurred to me... as much as I make fun of those children leashes--maybe they aren't so bad after all.

and just when I think I learn from the last grocery trip, there I am again... at that stupid grocery cart full of who knows what, running over little children.. I need a horn or something. Heck maybe a horn will end up in my cart next week.


Note to self: Do not go to gym if on Midol. BAD NEWS.

One last final tomorrow... I can see the light!! my brain is fried like an egg thrown on a Las Vegas road in the middle of summer. But it's almost over, YAY!  Then I am going to play my life away until knee surgery next week!

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